Have you really been to Key West if you didn't get a slice of Key Lime pie?



Located on the historic Key West Bight, Kermit’s Key lime pies are known as the best. They are simultaneously creamy and tangy.



"Made with their in-house key lime juice and topped with fluffy whipped cream, this classic Key lime pie features a traditional graham-cracker crust and a rich, tart filling that is just scrumptious. When Kermit Carpenter opened his namesake Kermit’s Key Lime Shoppe in 1993, he was on a mission to serve the best Key lime pie in Key West. Located near Mallory Square (where you can often find Kermit jokingly pretending to toss pies at tourists), Kermit’s Key lime pies and Key lime pie on a stick are the real deal," reads Gold Belly.



Grade: A

Sloppy Joe's is an iconic Key West bar that was a favorite of Ernest Hemingway's.



"The official beginning of Sloppy Joe’s Bar, the famous and infamous Key West Saloon beloved by Ernest Hemingway, was smack in the middle of the Depression, December 5, 1933, the day Prohibition was repealed," reads the website. "Located at the corner of Duval and Greene since 1937, it is one of the most famous bars in America and is known worldwide. Sloppy Joe’s is full of Key West history and characters. The bar offers drinks, food, a retail store, and live music 365 days a year… and is still the best party in Key West."



When we walked in, it was already a party. Lots of hootin' and hollerin' and some entertaining displays. I was more interested in ordering food than participating in the entertainment. We had some chips and salsa with black bean dip, which was fine. And I also had "The Original Sloppy Joe Sandwich" - It made Sloppy Joe’s and Key West famous! Delicious ground beef, celery, onions, and peppers in a sweet flavorful tomato sauce. I added cheese. I do love me a good Sloppy Joe, and this was pretty tasty. It was simple, but done well. And if rowdy is your vibe, this place is for you.



Grade: B

Versailles Bakery is a famous Cuban bakery that is the counterpart to the famous Versailles Restaurant.



"Versailles eventually expanded to accommodate the now equally popular Versailles Bakery. The bakery makes all the desserts and pastries for the restaurant. Aside from famously sweet and decadent desserts, the bakery carries all the elements for a typical casual Cuban breakfast. Our loyal morning customers come in for a cortadito, a pastelito, and a croqueta, which they enjoy while sitting in the cafe reading their copy of El Nuevo Herald," reads the website.



I know pretty much no Spanish so I did a lot of pointing and trying to sound out words. But I still made sure to try a variety of items.



I tried a trea leches cake, guava and queso pastelito and jamon and queso pastelito.



Pastelitos, or Cuban pastries, are baked puff pastries with sweet or savory fillings. Similar to an empanada.



Every single item was perfection. I wished I could have tried even more. But the fried pastries are perfectly crisp without any grease. The flavors are explosive.



The tres leches cake was so moist and rich. It is one of my favorite cakes.



Really, it is a wonderful display of pastries, both sweet and savory, that are satisfying any time of day or night.



Have you been?



Grade: A

Farmers' Market Restaurant is located within a farmers' market on the edge of town and focuses on vegetables, breakfast, seafood and more.



The restaurant itself is very homey, with a hodge-podge of art on the walls and even taxidermied animals.



First up were fried mushrooms. I love mine with a horseradish cream sauce, but these were not bad overall. Pretty crispy. A touch too much at times.



I had a BLT, which was pretty solid. Simple, but well constructed.



Dessert was a peach cobbler. Pretty simple, but also tasty.

Grade: B

Joe's Stone Crab is a world-renowned Miami landmark that opened in 1913.



"When Joe Weiss opened his lunch counter in 1913, Miami Beach didn’t even have paved roads, and customers had to take the ferry to cross over. One century later, as high-rises and shopping districts blossomed all around, this restaurant has endured as one of the city’s prime attractions. Celebrities, politicians and locals alike make a beeline to this crustacean hot spot, now open year-round. And if the dedicated parking lot across the street is any clue, waits for a table here can get lengthy. Boiled, chilled and served with a signature mustard sauce, this seasonal specialty is also sustainable since crabs can regenerate their claws in around two years. End the meal with a refreshing, tart slice of key lime pie," according to the Michelin Guide.



Weiss came to Miami from New York City along with his wife, Jennie, in 1913, when his doctors told him that the only help for his asthma would be a change of climate. In 1918 they bought a bungalow near the beach, moved into the back, set up seven or eight tables on the front porch, cooked seafood in the kitchen, and called it Joe's Restaurant. In 1921, Joe brought in a Harvard ichthyologist, who mentioned that he should try cooking up the area’s plentiful stone crabs – which were abundant but nobody was eating. He took a chance and added them to the menu, and – lo and behold – they were delicious, and have been the restaurant’s signature dish since then.



Joe's son, Jesse, recalls on their website: "My dad threw the stone crabs in boiling water and that was the beginning of it. The bay was full of them! When we started serving them chilled and cracked with hash brown potatoes, cole slaw, and mayonnaise, they were an instant success. We charged seventy-five cents for four or five crabs, twenty-five cents for potatoes and twenty-five cents an order for cole slaw. And this is the way we have been serving them since. We hit the jackpot with that one!"



Stone crabs have a firm texture and sweet meat. Stone crabs differ from blue crabs in that only the oversized claws are harvested. This highly nutritious meat is considered a delicacy and, at Joe’s, is usually boiled and served chilled in the shell with mustard sauce. The meat resembles lobster in appearance and flavor, according to the website.



Kaitee and I parked across the street and approached the Maître D’ podium. The Maître D’ took our name and the number of our party. Then we grabbed a drink at the bar and waited for our name to be called when the table was ready. I went for a strawberry lemonade.



To start, we had a bread basket with a pretzel roll, regular roll, onion roll, rye slice and more.



We tried the grilled tomatoes with spinach stuffing and melted cheese; fried shrimp with garlic butter; lobster mac & cheese with white cheddar and butter breadcrumbs; snow crab bake and stuffies - baked stuffed clams with andouille sausage, onions, peppers and breadcrumbs.



Stone crabs weren't at the top of our list on this visit simply because they were out of season. Next time, though, I would love to check them out.



But everything that we had was delicious. I love seafood, so it's hard to go wrong here. But everything was just dripping with decadence.



Have you been?



Grade: A